Sanitized for Your Reading Pleasure!

Good news:

If my uberpersonal writing style meant your name got caught in the crossfire of my blog, you're free from the oppressive shackles of my mentionitis. I've combed over two years of writing (you call that semi-annual drivel two years worth?) and taken out any non-celeb, non-askin' for it, private citizen kind of names.

Please let me know if I missed anything!

Bad news:

Several of you wrote brilliant, witty, complimentary, friendly and otherwise delightful comments...and I just showed my gratitude by hitting that cute little trashcan icon. What a jerk I am. Sorry about that, I couldn't figure out a way to edit. But keep commenting...just keep leaving my name out of it! (You dig).

Good or Bad news, depending on your POV:

The aforementioned edits mean I just let my horribly neglected readership know I am, in fact: still alive, not in the witness protection program, with access to a computer and full use of my typing fingers. This of course means you can expect more to come throughout the summer. Poor you. Your brains were just starting to feel comfortably untaxed again.

Enjoy the sterile, faceless anonymity that is
Of Cabbages and Kings: Version 2.0!